雅思阅读材料之经常躺枪的处女座

随着手术灯地熄灭，产房里传来一阵哭喊：老公！对不起！！！等待中的男子额头直冒粗汗，他看了看表，已经是8月23日临晨了。这时大夫从产房走出，揭下口罩，叹了口气说：孩子是处女座，我们已经尽力了。（段子摘自微博）

近日微博上掀起了一股黑处女座的风潮，关于处女座的各种段子也迅速转发，面对这样一股全民围攻处女座的风潮，处女座的筒子们不得不感叹：我们招谁惹谁了！

If you're one that was born between the dates of August 23- September 22 then you're considered a Virgo. Virgos, just like the other zodiac signs, have many different traits.

如果你出生在8月23日到9月22日之间，那你就是处女座的。处女座和其它星座一样，都有许都不同的特点。

1. It is very hard to read a virgo, they are illusive with emotions and are secretive.

想读懂一个处女座想什么很难，他们总爱隐藏真实情感，行事诡秘。

2. Virgos are never completely satisfied with themselves. They always want to be better, go higher and have more for their life.

处女座的人从来不会对自己满意。他们在生活中总想做到更好，站得更高，拥有更多。

3. Virgos are compassionate yet critical, generous yet skeptical and practical yet complex.

处女座的人同情悯人却又吹毛求疵，慷慨大方却又生性多疑，简单务实却又复杂难解。

4. Virgos are quick to pick out mistakes, even if they don't mention it.

处女座的人很快就能找到错误，即使他们有时不会说出来。

5. A Virgo's silence is always judged as being stuck up or arrogance.

处女座的人沉默时总会被认作是傲慢自大的表现。

6. If a virgo doesnt like you, they are more prone to have feelings of indifference than hate toward you.

如果有个处女座的人不喜欢你，他们更倾向于忽视你而非憎恶你。

7. Virgos are not trusting with sharing much of who they are with everyone; they're a mystery to a lot of people.

处女座的人并不信任所有人，也不会和他们过多透露真实的自己；对于很多人来说，处女座的人就是一个谜。

8. Virgos are only affected by the people who matter to them. If you hate them, they probably don't care.

处女座的人只在乎对他们重要的人。他们可能不会在意他人对处女座的厌恶情绪。

9. Virgos are perfectionists and whatever they do, they need to do it thoroughly and get it exactly right or they feel dissatisfied.

处女座的人都是完美主义者，不管做什么都要做完做好，否则就会感觉不满意。

10. A virgo always has something smart to say, even if they don't say it.

处女座的人总能“妙口生花”，不鸣则已一鸣惊人。

11. Virgos take pride in being useful, but when unappreciated, they feel used.

处女座的人会为自己有用武之地而感到骄傲，但若是没得到他人感激，则会有种被利用的感觉。

12. A virgo will not stay where they are not needed.

处女座的人不会待在不需要他们的地方。

13. Virgos emotions can run the warmest warm and the coldest cold; even for the same person.

处女座的人情绪多变，就算同一个人也会时而灿如阳光，时而冷若冰霜。

14. Sometimes the little things people do, can irritate a virgo. The big things that irritate everyone else, virgos can shrug off.

有时处女座的人会对别人认为是鸡毛蒜皮的小事大发雷霆，但却在所有人都无法容忍的事上一笑了之。

15. Virgos make no pretenses，exactly what they say is exactly how they feel.

处女座的人不做作，怎么想的就怎么说。

16. A Virgo doesn't need anyone to agree with them. They are usually comfortable enough with themselves to stand alone if they have to.

处女座的人不需要其他人同意自身想法。如果必要，他们就算孤身一人也能怡然自得。

17. Once a virgo has their mind made up, there's probably nothing you can do to change it.

如果一个处女座的人下定决心做什么，那你做什么事大概都没法让他回心转意。

18. Never ask a virgo their opinion if you don't want the frank truth.

如果你不想听大实话的话，就别问处女座的人他们怎么想。

19. Most Virgos hate chaos, but may be drawn to it because they love a good challenge.

大多数处女座的人讨厌混乱，但也有可能乐在其中，因为他们喜欢挑战。

20. Virgos are very much aware of their faults and get annoyed when reminded of such.

处女座的人很清楚自己的缺点错误，但若被别人指出，就会十分恼怒。