《生活大爆炸》经典金句，英文写作可用

今天先给大家推荐一部适合学英语的美剧——《生活大爆炸》（The Big Bang Theory，简称TBBT）该剧主要讲述的是四个宅男“科学天才”和一个美女邻居发生的搞笑生活故事。

长跑 12 年，《生活大爆炸》靠的不是多么精彩复杂的剧情，而是四个宅男室友──智商 180 情商 0 的谢耳朵、热爱撩妹的霍华德、社恐的印度胖子拉杰、好脾气的莱纳德，遇到美女邻居佩妮，从而开始不平凡的日常故事。

之后，谢耳朵找到了气味相投的艾米，莱纳德终于打动了佩妮，霍华德也在兜兜转转后和伯纳黛特开启恩爱夫妻模式（心疼单身狗拉杰一秒钟）。

因为剧里涉及了一部分比较深奥的物理知识，很多同学会误以为整部剧的台词都晦涩难懂，所以还没开始看便已弃剧。

可事实上，《生活大爆炸》中很多台词是非常生活化的。今天，就来一起怀念一下那些年陪着我们哭、陪着我们笑、陪着我们练英听的“大爆炸时期”吧！

Very often when women think they're angry, they're really just hungry.

女人常以为自己在生气，其实只是肚子饿了而已啦。

It occurs to me you could solve all your problems by obtaining more money.

依我看，你所有问题都可以通过多挣点钱来解决。

-I've dated plenty of women. There was Joyce Kim, Leslie Winkle.

-Notify the editors of the Oxford Englishg Dictionary, the word plenty has been redefined to mean two.

基友莱纳德：我有很多约会经历啊，有 Joyce 和 Leslie......

贫嘴谢耳朵：哦，快告诉牛津字典的编辑，很多＝ 2 个。

You sure your mothlike personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?

你确定以你飞蛾扑火的性格，不会被我这熊熊的烈火吸引吗？

You look like a pile of swans.

哇！你真美，美得像一群天鹅。

The orbitofrontal cortex is lit up, because I was thinking of you.

看，我的大脑眼窝前额皮质是亮起来的，因为我当时在想你。

Amy, there's no denying I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way. 

I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite, but that seems even more farfetched. The only conclusion was love.

艾米，我对你有着不可否认又无法用其他途径解释的好感，本来我以为是自己脑子长了寄生虫，但这个理由更牵强，的解释是，这就是爱。

If X equals the amount that you'll miss me, then I'll miss you X plus one.

如果你的思念是 X，那我就是 X+1。

There was a song I couldn't get out of my head. 

Eventually, I realized the song was about you, and like that earworm, I can't get you out of my heart. 

So, what I'm trying to say is, you're my heartworm.

有一首歌总是在我脑海里盘旋，后来我终于发现，这首歌和你有关。你就像那段旋律一样，一直萦绕在我心头，你就是我的心虫。

I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.

我擅长很多事，但放下你，绝不是我的强项。

I like you for who you are.

我喜欢你，因为你就是你。

-After today, you are officially, and morimportant, legally-- Amy's problem.

-Don't be silly, Leonard. I will always be your problem.

多年好友莱纳德祝贺谢耳朵终于结婚：恭喜你，正式且合法地成为了艾米的麻烦。

谢耳朵：别傻了莱纳德，我永远都会是你的麻烦。

I'm a lonely guy; I watch a lot of movies.

我是一个深闺寂寞的男人，没事就爱看看电影。

I eat alone, I sleep alone, I cry alone......

我一个人吃，一个人睡，一个人默默流泪......

Oh, I'm definitaly nice. 

Every time a girl breaks up with me, she always starts with: "You're a nice guy."

我性格可好了，每次有姑娘和我分手，句话都是：“你是个好人”。

Your words fall like acid rain on the wounded petals of my heart.

你的一字一句都像是冷冷的酸雨，在我破碎的心上胡乱地拍打。

How come you all get to be married and I have to stay single? 

凭什么你们都结婚了，就我还单着？？？

Hey girl, do you love water? 'Cause that means you love 80% of me.

姑娘，你喜欢水水吗？那你也喜欢 80% 的我啰。

Can we say something? I love you.

我们能说两句吗？我爱你。

Thanks, honey, but I can't quit. 

If I do, I'll just be a guy who had a chance to be an astronaut and gave it up. 

But somehow as I sat there, wrapped in a cocoon of my own neck-sweat, I found that primal part of the human spirit that just wants to keep on living, no matter what the cost.

我不能放弃，不然我就是一个有机会成为宇航员却中途放弃的人。当我坐在那个满身汗味的衣茧里，我发现了人类精神的真谛，就是无论付出什么代价，都要好好活下去。

I believe that God created the world in six days, and on the seventh, he made you to annoy me.

我相信上帝用六天创造了世界，第七天造了你来烦 skr 我。

A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

嘴上一时享受，臀上一世肥肉。

-What did you mean when you said you were going to miss me?

-It means I wish you weren't going.

莱纳德：你说会想我是啥意思？

佩妮：......意思是我不想你走。

Penny, we are made of particles that have existed since the moment the universe began. 

I like to think those atoms traveled 14 billion years through time and space to created us, so that we could be together and make each other whold.

是宇宙粒子穿越了 140 亿年的时空造就了我们，好让我们相遇、使彼此完整。

Remember, girls, you decide what makes you happy.

记住，你的开心你做主！

I still keep thinking about how an entire life can seemingly amount to nothing. 

I guess the sad truth is, not everyone will accomplish something great. 

Some if us may just have to find meaning in the little moments that make up life.

我一直在想，人的一生怎么能一事无成呢？但可能事实就是这样，不是所有人都能功成名就，总有些人注定要在日常的点滴中，寻找生命的意义。

While you're spending all this time on your own, building computers or practicing your cello, what you're really doing is becoming interesting.

And when people finally do notice you, they're gonna find someone a lot cooler than they thought.

献给那些没有存在感的孩子们：也许你感觉自己与周遭格格不入，但正是那些你一个人度过的时光，让你变得越来越有意思，等有天别人终于注意到你的时候，他们就会发现一个比他们想象中更酷的人。

Well, I hope 20 years from now, we really are still together and still friends. 

How about this: whether we're friends or not friends, scattered around the world, no matter what, exactly 20 years from tonight at 8:00 PM,  and have dinner like we always do.

All right, I'll see you guys in 20 years.

我希望 20 年后，我们还能相见、还是好朋友。这样吧，不管怎样，无论我们到时还是不是朋友甚至还在不在这里，我们就在 20 年后的今天在这栋楼相见，然后像现在一样聚在一起吃晚餐。就这么说定了哦，咱们 20 年后见！

谢耳朵 @therealjimparsons：

It’s really hard to pick the right pic for this post…I hope you get a chance to tune in and I hope you enjoy all of it. If you enjoy it even half as we’ve enjoyed (LOVED) creating this show for the past 12 years, then that’ll be a WHOLE WHOLE lot of enjoyment.

找一张合适的照片来形容此刻的心情真的好难，希望你们能够好好享受最后一集，有我们一半的享受（和爱）就太好了。

伯纳黛特 @themelissarauch：

The definitaion of "Thank You" is "the instance or means of expressing gratitude" and boy, do I want to express how deeply grateful I am. It felt completely surreal…

“谢谢”是“感激的表达方式”，宝贝们，我想表达我的感激之情。真的很谢谢你们，感觉好不真实......

拉杰 @kunalkarmanayyar：

There are no words in any language that can describe what my heart wants to say… Without you the fans there would be no us.

没有任何一种语言可以描述我的内心想说的话……没有粉丝，就没有我们。